Yesterday, The Link Spiel wrote one of those headlines that takes just a minute to pen but is difficult to resist: Links For Sex, so click-through I did. And of course she had to know that some knucklehead would come along and write a post like this.
That knucklehead? Yes, yours truly…
So, here they are; the top 10 responses from those you know and love.
Response from the Nerd:
Oh, I don’t know… this isn’t covered by Google’s Webmaster Guidlelines… uhh… umm.. Matt Cutts… help… oh… my head is going to explode.
2 Responses from the White-Hat SEO:
If you don’t mind… I’m going to run a backlink check first… and then we’ll talk.
Is this just going to be one of those no-index after things… ?
Answer from the Black-hat SEO:
I will need to redirect that off of a clean proxy… (hmmmm…. the link or the sex?)
Answer from the Hard-Hat SEO:
2 Responses from the Cheapskate:
How much did you say it was to attend one of those conferences?
Who gets the Marriot points?
Response from the Safe Sex Council:
Insist on protection; use Skype.
Response from the techie:
Could you please describe the media type that will be used in the http:/ header request field.
Response from the Country Bumpkin:
Could you errr… tell me more about them thar link farms…